I have so many lawyer-friends, especially the ones who asked me to pray for them to pass the bar exams when I was still doing my novena in Baclaran Church way back. Thank God, they all passed. They've been practicing for years already. Oh, how I envy them.
Guys, read this. No violent reaction, please...
An anonymous but acute and mischievous observer from the Bench compiled this telling commentary:
A male lawyer is aggressive; a female lawyer is pushy.
He is courteous to the judge; she is fawning.
He is careful about details; she's picky.
He loses his temper because he's so involved in his case; she's bitchy.
He's a stern taskmaster in preparation for trial; she's difficult to work for.
He follows through on his cross-examination; she doesn't know when to quit.
He's firm; she's stubborn.
He makes wise judgement; she reveals her prejudices.
He isn't afraid to say what he thinks; she's opinionated.
He exercises authority over a witness; she's tyrannical.
He's discreet; she's secretive.
He's depressed (or hung over); she's moody, so it must be her time of the month.
He is a man of the world; she's been around.
Saturday, June 16
How to Tell a Male Trial Lawyer From a Female Trial Lawyer
Posted by Wenchie at 5:14 PM
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2 comments:
Hahahaha!
Now that's 1 way to look at why female lawyers are not looked upon too kindly.
hi kim,
amusing noh...no offense meant to my women-lawyer friends. kaya nga i said, no violent reactions pls. he he he
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